(White) My phone’s dead—guess I’m off the grid. -- spintaxi.com
They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com
Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. - spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism analysis? It’s too accurate to be funny. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
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