I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Stories - spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. - spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
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