(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
You know a satirical journalism example is good when it gets mistaken for real news. - spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
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