People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. - spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? -- spintaxi.com
I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is like a vaccine against taking life too seriously. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “close call”? I still lost my keys! -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com
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