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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ?????? ??????

  Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Jónie Bohiney

  My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Tonia Bohiney

  (White) I sat through a briefing—boss says, “Nap later.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Bhani Bohiney

  People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Toni Bohiney

  I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???·??? (Bù ha ní Bó hai ní)

  (Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Phonnie Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com