(Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “all-natural”—is my soap supernatural? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
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