I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. - spintaxi.com
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism analysis makes you laugh, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I snuck my cat in—landlord says, “Rent’s doubled.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
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