If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. -- spintaxi.com
I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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