It’s scary when a satirical journalism article ages better than an official press release. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. - spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no admittance”? I’m already inside! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
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