(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a warning: “This will make too much sense.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. -- spintaxi.com
I wish satirical journalism articles weren’t so painfully accurate. - spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
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