Sometimes satire is just journalism that arrived too early. - spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “one-size-fits-all”? My hat says it’s lying. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? -- spintaxi.com
If I had to choose between real news and satirical journalism humor, I’d pick the latter. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I sat through a briefing—boss says, “Nap later.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
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