If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism article that accidentally predicted the future, I’d be a billionaire. - spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. - spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the last honest voice in a world of fake outrage. - spintaxi.com
(White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
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