What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism - spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a soft spot—for bourbon and fights. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” -- spintaxi.com
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