I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “lite beer”—tastes like watered-down hope. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My sink’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick check” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. -- spintaxi.com
I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
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