(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. -- spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism: because reality isn’t funny enough on its own. - spintaxi.com
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