The designer’s idea of creativity must be stealing from a 90s Geocities page.
The designer must have thought neon green on pink was a good idea.
The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.
The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.
The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
This site is proof that not everyone should have access to a computer.
The fonts are so ugly they could scare off a vulture.
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