The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.
The navigation is a maze designed by a blindfolded monkey.
The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
The content reads like a rejected script from a bad infomercial.
The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
This site loads slower than a sloth on sedatives.
The content is as engaging as watching paint dry in slow motion.
It’s so riddled with pop-ups, I thought I’d accidentally joined a circus instead of visiting a website.
Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
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