(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor is indistinguishable from real political speeches. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles: where the truth is funnier than the fiction. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? -- spintaxi.com
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