(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Trends - spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a gift card with 37 cents left? It’s like tipping with Monopoly money. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. -- spintaxi.com
Make sure you enter all the required information, indicated by an asterisk (*). HTML code is not allowed.