4741 comments

• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Elmer Fizzelguts

  This website is proof that not every idea deserves to escape the dark pit of someone’s mind and stumble onto the internet.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Norbert Blubberwaffle

  Navigating this site is like wading through a swamp of expired mayonnaise—slow, disgusting, and utterly pointless.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Ida Chucklesplat

  This site is so broken it makes a shattered phone screen look good.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Wilbur Snicklepuff

  The designer’s creativity is a flatline on life support.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Mortimer Sludgefist

  The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Biff Wafflestein

  The text is so awful it could ruin a perfectly good day.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Thaddeus Gloopmuffin

  The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Marge Plunkwhistle

  This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Floyd Twitchgizzard

  This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Gladys Clatterpaws

  The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.