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• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Luxie SpinTaxi

  (White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Thanni @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Tawnie @ SpinTaxi

  If you don’t read satirical journalism news, how else will you stay informed without crying? - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Tóni @ SpinTaxi

  My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by LaxTaxi SpinTaxi

  I got a smart fridge—now it’s judgin’ my leftovers. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Sonia @ SpinTaxi

  I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Shawnie @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by FinTaxi SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Kaniye @ SpinTaxi

  They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Paxie SpinTaxi

  If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? - spintaxi.com