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• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Shawnie @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by FinTaxi SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Kaniye @ SpinTaxi

  They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Paxie SpinTaxi

  If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Pánia @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Ománi @ SpinTaxi

  They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Alonia @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t always read analysis, but when I do, it’s satirical journalism. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Fluxie SpinTaxi

  (White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Yonie @ SpinTaxi

  Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by TwinTaxi SpinTaxi

  Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com