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• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Lonni @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Shoni @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I ditched my phone—now I’m lost and lovin’ it. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Danya @ SpinTaxi

  (White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Tawnie @ SpinTaxi

  What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by GrimTaxi SpinTaxi

  My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Yhannie @ SpinTaxi

  People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by ZinTaxi SpinTaxi

  (White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Lhanie @ SpinTaxi

  Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Voni @ SpinTaxi

  I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 11, 2025 posted by Moniye @ SpinTaxi

  My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com