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• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Kani @ Satire

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Zonia @ Satire

  (White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by TrinTaxi Satire

  What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Yaxie Satire

  What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Poniye @ Satire

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by PaxTaxi Satire

  I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Monnie @ Satire

  (White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Joni @ Satire

  (Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Phanni @ Satire

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Zonia @ Satire

  (White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com