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• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by GinTaxi Satire

  (White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Zhonny @ Satire

  I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Johnny @ Satire

  (White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Paxie Satire

  (White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Danya @ Satire

  They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Plaxie Satire

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Yaxie Satire

  I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Cónia @ Satire

  (White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Yonie @ Satire

  Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Vaxie Satire

  Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com