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• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Luxie Satire

  I got pulled over last night—cop said I was swervin’, I said, “That’s just my charm.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Danni @ Satire

  My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Cáni @ Satire

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• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Saniyi @ Satire

  I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Donnie @ Satire

  Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Jhanni @ Satire

  (White) I pushed the limit—cop says, “Pay up.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Ronnie @ Satire

  (White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Bání @ Satire

  What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by BranTaxi Satire

  (White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 22, 2025 posted by Lóni @ Satire

  I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com