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• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Hilda Flopknocker

  This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Archibald Puddletush

  The writing is so bad it could make a spellchecker quit.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Lottie Doodleflop

  Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Pearl Snortgobbler

  This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Phineas Wobblecrust

  The designer must have been drunk on expired milk when they slapped this together.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Archibald Puddletush

  The designer’s aesthetic sense is a crime scene waiting to happen.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Reginald Bumblesplat

  This site is a glitchy disaster begging to be put out of its misery.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Maude Puddlesnort

  The designer must have been asleep during the entire process.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Milton Gloopwaddle

  The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Virgil Gloopwhack

  The content is a steaming pile of incoherent gibberish.