153955 comments

• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Clarence Snarfwhistle

  This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Mildred Clunkfist

  This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Chester Blubberfink

  Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Milton Blubberstink

  The designer must have been drunk on expired milk when they slapped this together.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Velma Gizzardtwist

  The fonts are so ugly they could scare off a vulture.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Beatrice Wafflestomp

  This site is so outdated it could be a relic in a museum.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Percy Blubbernips

  This site is so ugly it could make a mirror crack.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Betsy Wafflenose

  This site is a black hole where good taste goes to die.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Gertrude Fizzwhistle

  The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Hazel Chucklethighs

  I’d rather listen to a dial tone for an hour than spend another minute on this digital trainwreck.