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• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Xià ní Bó hai ní)

  Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  (White) I snuck my cat in—landlord says, “Rent’s doubled.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by Tónia Bohiney

  Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by Foni Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “all-natural”—is my soap supernatural? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  It’s scary when a satirical journalism article ages better than an official press release. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  Some satirical journalism stories are so wild that even Florida is like, “That’s too much.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by Róni Bohiney

  (White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Tuo ní Bó hai ní)

  I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 02, 2025 posted by Bhonnie Bohiney

  I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com