4765 comments

• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Chuck Gizzardbreath

  This site loads slower than a sloth on sedatives.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Ralph Blubberwhiff

  This site is so ugly it could make a mirror crack.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Wilbur Crumplenose

  The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Thaddeus Gloopmuffin

  This is the internet equivalent of stepping in dog poop.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Nellie Fizzwhacker

  This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Rupert Floopbean

  The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Archibald Pimpledrop

  The content is so pointless it makes a blank page look profound.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Hazel Plunkfist

  This website is what happens when you give a raccoon a keyboard.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Eunice Clatterguts

  This website is a glitchy mess that defies all logic.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Reginald Flingpoo

  This site is a glitchy disaster begging to be put out of its misery.