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• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Wò ní Bó hai ní)

  (White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Dào ní Bó hai ní)

  They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Vani Bohiney

  (White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ???·??? (Li ha ní Bó hai ní)

  My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Dáni Bohiney

  They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Voniye Bohiney

  (White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Vóni Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Xáni Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Tónni Bohiney

  The best satirical journalism analysis feels like a roast of society. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Boni Bohiney

  (White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. -- spintaxi.com