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• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Dáni Bohiney

  They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Voniye Bohiney

  (White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Vóni Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Xáni Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Tónni Bohiney

  The best satirical journalism analysis feels like a roast of society. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Boni Bohiney

  (White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Nà ní Bó hai ní)

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Yaniyi Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com