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• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Marvin Splatwaddle

  This site is so broken it makes a shattered phone screen look good.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Thelma Blubberflop

  The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Otis Crinklepants

  The designer’s skill level is stuck in a dial-up era nightmare.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Eunice Bumblethorp

  This site’s layout is a chaotic dumpster fire that makes my eyes want to file for divorce from my brain.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Stanley Crustybottom

  The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Grover Puddlethighs

  This site is a dumpster fire with a URL slapped on it.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Penelope Sloshwinker

  This website is a digital landfill with extra steps.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Mavis Gloopfist

  This is the internet equivalent of stepping in dog poop.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Pearl Snortgobbler

  This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Rupert Floopbean

  The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.